Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 07, 2022

If you are only as old as you feel, your only chance to die young is to have somebody hold your beer while you show them how it is done.

He may go from bad to worse.

Do not resent growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

You made it this far you coot, now continue to enjoy the ride and settle down. The stages go in thirty’s.

30-60

60-90.

Getting old is hard, not true.,

Getting to old is hard..

I ain’t neva gonna die! ‼️

I see three blank panels, with the legend “coming soon”, in the bottom right corner of the rightmost one. I gather that other people are seeing something different.

Same thing happened yesterday before the “pimento loaf” strip came up.

I used to think the first person to eat a raw oyster was the bravest human ever.

That was before I heard about Laplanders and reindeer urine.

Board games forever.

I don’t think your corpse would ever have been good-looking.

You are what you secrEAT ….

If you’ve outlived your warranty, you’re doin’ alright.

Die for the 2025 Chevy Corvette SUV…

Such cold sarcasm from Babushka!

Besides,I am way too much alike to the Old Guy. This cuts home, it does, it does….

…only the good die young…

…hmpf…

…she makes it sound like life is only a video game…

…at what age is too old to die young?…

…50?…

…30?…

…I’ve heard people say…

…he was only 64…

…he died so young…

…and what about Robert Young?…

…Whaaat?!?…

…only half a cup?!?…

…does the bathmat factory even keep records?….

…eight tracks?…

…cassettes?…

…cd’s?…

…illegal Limewire downloads?…

…you’ll hear what we want you to hear music conformity websites?…

..Tik Tok?…

…Earworm ?…

optimism

Da Blog: interesting articles abound …! The one by Maria Popova (Mushrooms and Santa) caught my attention in one of her sentences by writing “…filmmaker Matthew Salton set out to reenvision Christmas as a celebration not of capitalism but of shamanism in a wonderful op-doc for the New York Times, lensing the theory through the work of two scholars ….”

Unique way of saying he made a film …!

Where is today’s FA? Come on. I need it. It’s like going through some kind of withdrawal.

He lives in the rear end car nation. Get hit from behind, get a free lifetime!!

BTW, Teresa: U still miss Bill Hinds’ “Cleats?” I do. Criminally underrated comic. I binge-read it (which helped, because day-to-day would’ve made it too static) and loved it.

I hope we get to see more of this interesting couple.

Day 2. I tend to focus on this life while I’m here….