I have lived my life carefully. I was at the funeral of a court reporter. I was in a hall of police and judges and none of them could identify me. Only God can help you when they can.
Speaking of foxes, I recently learned that the pupils of their eyes are vertical slits, similar to cats’ eyes. I was glad to have an explanation for why foxes always looked “mean” and a little uncanny to me but embarrassed to have gotten to this ripe old age without ever knowing the reason.
That’s Frank Testosterone. He was in my Army unit in Alaska. He was an actual member of the John Birch Society and the company snitch. We used to wind him up by saying things like “Marx had the right idea”. He’d froth at the mouth, turn red and rush off to the C.O. to report commies in the ranks. Good times.
Randy B Premium Member 12 months ago
D4mn4tio memoriae with skinless toes.
Jonathan Lemon creator 12 months ago
Digitally removed.
tudza Premium Member 12 months ago
Sorry, your face is etched on my corneas and the surface of my brain.
samuli creator 12 months ago
Here’s something to chew on: I’m listening to your dental record by using Bluetooth® streaming.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago
Erase what?
The Old Wolf 12 months ago
Sir, tomorrow I will be sober, but you will still be ugly.
3hourtour Premium Member 12 months ago
…the Froglandia Bathmat Factory professional Hide & Seek tournament was not for sissies…
markkahler52 12 months ago
I remember to forget…
pat sandy creator 12 months ago
for one brief second, I thought that was Gary Burghoff…
Kaputnik 12 months ago
Who are you, and were you just saying something?
Mr. Blank Slate, that’s me.
coltish1 12 months ago
Dude! Witness protection, I get it.
Linguist 12 months ago
Mafia snitch Iggy Incognito is finding the Witness Protection Program a little too lax for his paranoid personality.
ericlscott creator 12 months ago
Mr. Pointy Head
ChukLitl Premium Member 12 months ago
I don’t know nothing. I don’t know nobody. I didn’t see nothing. I’ve never even been there.
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Cut! Print it! Things could get messy.
lemonbaskt 12 months ago
what crime is he planning to commit
charles9156 12 months ago
delete, expunge, over-write x7, repeat
PoodleGroomer 12 months ago
I have lived my life carefully. I was at the funeral of a court reporter. I was in a hall of police and judges and none of them could identify me. Only God can help you when they can.
Howard'sMyHero 12 months ago
Had an acquaintance who accidentally cut off his right thumb … surgeons replaced it with his left big toe …!
( truth! … do not go gentle into that good night )
davewhamond creator 12 months ago
The question is… are those Teresa’s actual toe prints?
Jesse Atwell creator 12 months ago
That settles it… I’m growing a mustache.
songbird44 Premium Member 12 months ago
Speaking of foxes, I recently learned that the pupils of their eyes are vertical slits, similar to cats’ eyes. I was glad to have an explanation for why foxes always looked “mean” and a little uncanny to me but embarrassed to have gotten to this ripe old age without ever knowing the reason.
Chris Sherlock 12 months ago
White Out!
willie_mctell 12 months ago
Was it “Dark Passage” where Bogart had cosmetic surgery? Great San Francisco locations too.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 12 months ago
The Gettysburg address the Lincoln nickel was addressed. Geddy Rush thank you
clayjonz creator 12 months ago
Hi Teresa. Great job.
Sisyphos 12 months ago
Insistent bloke, is he not? For such a chubby-cheeked Little Darling, he talks a big game, but seems to me to be blowing smoke.
Complicating the issue is that he bears a resemblance (allowing for the passage of time) to a former boss of mine….
artjohn42 12 months ago
That’s Frank Testosterone. He was in my Army unit in Alaska. He was an actual member of the John Birch Society and the company snitch. We used to wind him up by saying things like “Marx had the right idea”. He’d froth at the mouth, turn red and rush off to the C.O. to report commies in the ranks. Good times.