Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 06, 2024

Lame Toupee Rabbit is wise.

He could try saying a tongue twister, something like “Rub her baby bump, you buggers.”

For convenience or in an emergency: A shaken bottle of Coca-Cola avoided the funnel. And it wasn’t for that particular purpose. [Sorry, it’s true.]

Or the bunny tirds run down your back…

Coonskin cap would look better.

Number three was a stealth Frog Applause.

Better root beer enemas than smoke enemas. Those were a real thing…

When it comes to enema funnels, 7-Up works best. But, they’re hard to clean. Of course, the funniest enemas are the ones you don’t see coming.

isn’t that hat warm?

A head of hare makes for a funny bunny punny!

Mitch finally found a purpose in life.

Wear a white rabbit after Labor Day, become fashion fodder until late May.

— Lyric from Balaclavas Get Me in Catwalk Lineups by The Fashion Police

Subtitles for an Alternate Reality:

How Neckworn Raisinet Bags Came to Be

Let’s call the 3rd panel below HARVEY …!

( hip hip … dang dangling participles …! )

It was true: He was stumped. Drawing the large eye on his large, pale banana slug had not halted the barrage of unwanted questions and unkind commentaries.

Dad’s birthday is today.