“Liz came here to eat Jon. Not hear your cruddyvoice.”
This just goes to show how important commas are. Your comment reminds me of this book: " Eats, Shoots, and Leaves:The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation." The relevant joke on the back reads,“A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. ‘Why?’ asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.’I’m a panda,’ he says at the door. ‘Look it up.’The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.’Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”The moral of this story is that punctuation really does matter, even if it is only occasionally a matter of life and death. <0)
Liz is always so sensible and direct, also courteous. She did say thank-you. Re: Garf’s apparent absence, note the food hasn’t arrived yet, so Garf will be checking out the kitchen, which would be a given for him in a restaurant strip – I seem to recall he was born in a restaurant kitchen so they will have that additional magnetism for him as well.
Llewellenbruce over 11 years ago
Liz came here to eat Jon. Not hear your cruddyvoice.
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
Jon’s just hopeless.
The Nihilist over 11 years ago
I stand by my comment a couple days ago…
Liz still needs a white cane for her relationship with Jon
locuravamp over 11 years ago
depends on the song, and if there is accordian accomniment
pcolli over 11 years ago
Just a quick Polka eh, Liz? Go on one won’t hurt you (much).
Wren Fahel over 11 years ago
Hey, at least he ASKED first! :)
Kathleen Healey Premium Member over 11 years ago
I had a date do that once. It was sweet, but then he had a wonderful voice. And he wasn’t too load.
RoadTrip3500 over 11 years ago
Have to admit… Liz always could work a little black dress…
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
If Liz whats to hear hear train wrecks, she can watch American Idol.
Daniel Aplet over 11 years ago
don’t blow it john
dreadlokz over 11 years ago
Wait… Where is GARFIELD?? He always tags along to these things!
Darryl Heine over 11 years ago
Garfield minus Garfield again.
jessegooddoggy over 11 years ago
Liz is happy????
mrsdonaldson over 11 years ago
Do it anyway!
alondra over 11 years ago
I expected Garfield to pop up from under the table.
Aaron Saltzer over 11 years ago
He knows how to make a woman feel. Haha
Number Three over 11 years ago
Well at least he asked first…
I love Liz’s expression in the last panel.
xxx
Number Three over 11 years ago
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, EVERYONE!
May you all have a wonderful day.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
“Ooh, de camp town ladies sing this song; Doodah doodah…
TashaFluffyKitty over 11 years ago
Llewellenbruce said, about 10 hours ago
“Liz came here to eat Jon. Not hear your cruddyvoice.”
This just goes to show how important commas are. Your comment reminds me of this book: " Eats, Shoots, and Leaves:The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation." The relevant joke on the back reads,“A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. ‘Why?’ asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.’I’m a panda,’ he says at the door. ‘Look it up.’The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.’Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”The moral of this story is that punctuation really does matter, even if it is only occasionally a matter of life and death. <0)
Puzuma over 11 years ago
john singing solo is fine. So low Liz can’t hear him.
calvinsfriend110 over 11 years ago
Anything but Bieber.
geneboecker over 11 years ago
So happy!And then he had to ruin it.
WaitingMan over 11 years ago
Punctuation is important, you say? She has pimples on her, but I love her. She has pimples on her butt. I love her.
Alanorei over 11 years ago
Liz is always so sensible and direct, also courteous. She did say thank-you. Re: Garf’s apparent absence, note the food hasn’t arrived yet, so Garf will be checking out the kitchen, which would be a given for him in a restaurant strip – I seem to recall he was born in a restaurant kitchen so they will have that additional magnetism for him as well.
HankTheSock over 11 years ago
Yes Jon. I don’t recommend doing that.
Tdog123 over 11 years ago
Happy Valentines Day, Jim D.
Ragarm350 over 11 years ago
What does she see in him?
Snoopy_Fan over 11 years ago
Especially is it’s “Paradise By The Dashboard Light”…
jonas.bahn over 11 years ago
Garfield will strike again here.
heavenspresent over 11 years ago
mm hmm. we all know we can’t prove anything about a…rash of break outs at the table
Shikamoo Premium Member over 11 years ago
That is so sweet three.
HEEMSHADOW over 11 years ago
Garfield is going to show up. i know it.
AmyGrantfan51774 over 11 years ago
what would Jon sing anyway?!!!!!
Big B over 11 years ago
Lets here ti john
glowing-steak32 almost 9 years ago
This isn’t a Disney movie, Jon.
Romeo2Delta2 about 7 years ago
Give the man credit. He asked first rather than just blasting one out there.
Romeo2Delta2 over 5 years ago
This is not a kid’s movie. No sappy love songs in public.
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) over 3 years ago
I REAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYY LOOOOOOOVEEEEEE YOUUUU LIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz