Garfield: Another age nightmare?
Menu: Yep.
Garfield: You don't look very scary to me.
Menu: Oh? I'm the menu you can't read without the glasses you can't find.
Garfield: I stand corrected.
I never remember when Garfield’s birthday is coming and I should because it’s right before my sister’s and my brother shares his birthday with Bugs Bunny, so I kind of feel left out. : (
In spite of my age, I have 20-20 vision. However, it frustrates me when we go out to eat in a restaurant so dark you almost need a flashlight to find a table. Then, the menu is printed in light type on a busy background making it nearly impossible to read!I am sure others have experienced this…
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Six more days.
bubjerryk over 10 years ago
Garfield don’t need no stinkin’ glasses – he just say “YES!”
CMB2304 over 10 years ago
i still hope he gets plenty of fiber
MJKesquire over 10 years ago
Garfield orders the easy way. Just bring one of everything!!
clayusmcret Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Ooooh, that looks good. I’ll take what they’re having.”
Problem solved.
pcolli over 10 years ago
And everything comes with anchovies and raisins.
pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago
I keep my glasses handy at all times: on my nose.
Rufus The naked mole rat over 10 years ago
I never remember when Garfield’s birthday is coming and I should because it’s right before my sister’s and my brother shares his birthday with Bugs Bunny, so I kind of feel left out. : (
Winkie4245 over 10 years ago
I love Gardfield
Say What? Premium Member over 10 years ago
A lot of people get upset when their wallets are attacked. Garfield gets upset when his stomach is attacked.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
In spite of my age, I have 20-20 vision. However, it frustrates me when we go out to eat in a restaurant so dark you almost need a flashlight to find a table. Then, the menu is printed in light type on a busy background making it nearly impossible to read!I am sure others have experienced this…
Number Three over 10 years ago
Nice try, Menu! But Garfield is not buying it.
xxx
Scott S over 10 years ago
Happy Birthday Garfield!
up2trixx over 10 years ago
My father shares his birth date with Jim Davis (July 28, 1945).
Dear Lord, Garfield’s gonna be 36. That’s pretty old for a cat…