This reminds me: Years ago I was having a conversation with my nephew. We were talking about how one of my nieces had her first baby. I mentioned how I felt old. My nephew asked me how I’d feel if HE had a baby. My answer: “I don’t know how I’d feel, but YOU’D be rich!”
Only one thing wrong with Jon’s idea: The proclivity of the Garfield Universe is toward Jon being a failure, so even he tried to be a failure and somehow failed, it wouldn’t last. ;)
I think this is based on an old Steven Wright bit. His response to the question was, “Woulld I have failed or succeeded?” Sure sonds like his kind of humour.
lilmnm almost 9 years ago
How would they end up rich?
codycab almost 9 years ago
So, how was thanksgiving? Urp! Sorry. Really filled up.
Wren Fahel almost 9 years ago
This reminds me: Years ago I was having a conversation with my nephew. We were talking about how one of my nieces had her first baby. I mentioned how I felt old. My nephew asked me how I’d feel if HE had a baby. My answer: “I don’t know how I’d feel, but YOU’D be rich!”
hariseldon59 almost 9 years ago
Reminds me of this line from Louie DePalma on “Taxi”: If a loser wants to lose, since he is a loser, the only way that he can stay a loser is to win.
Melkior almost 9 years ago
Only one thing wrong with Jon’s idea: The proclivity of the Garfield Universe is toward Jon being a failure, so even he tried to be a failure and somehow failed, it wouldn’t last. ;)
Chris Kenworthy almost 9 years ago
Sounds a bit like the line about how to fly: throw yourself at the ground and miss. ;)
TexTech almost 9 years ago
I think this is based on an old Steven Wright bit. His response to the question was, “Woulld I have failed or succeeded?” Sure sonds like his kind of humour.
BlueZoe15 almost 9 years ago
Jon really strikes true to his nature in this strip…. As does the cat.
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
Naw, knowing Jon, he’d fail at failing at failing…
FireMedic almost 9 years ago
The plot of “The Producers” summed up in less than 25 words.
Marathon Zack almost 9 years ago
Reminds me of the art, or, rather, knack to flying:
“The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
Rod Gonzalez almost 9 years ago
This is Garfield Minus Garfield that writes itself.
CoffeeKitty37 about 4 years ago
Now he’s finally coming around.
gateboi123 over 2 years ago
paradox detected: ending paradox stream: resolving paradox: resolve failed: changing variables: paradox still there: attempting to shut down alternate reality: shutdown failed: destroying by brute force: 3,2,1: exploding alternate reality: explosions failed: attempting to fail: fail failed: alternate reality shut down: new alternate stream detected: alternate stream clean: no paradoxes found: resolved
richinsbree over 2 years ago
The Garfield minus Garfield broke my heart he’s so precious