I tell myself that every time I try it on the filing that I have to do at work, Garfield. I wave my arms and say “Abracadabra! Be filed!” One of these days, it will happen!
I read somewhere: “I put my food into the microwave and pushed the ‘Pizza’ button. When it buzzed, I opened the door and it was still beans! What did I do wrong?”
You can’t do this, it violates Gamp’s Law of Elemental Transfiguration. You can’t conjure food, money, shelter, clothing, temperature, or body parts removed by dark magic.
legaleagle48 about 8 years ago
I tell myself that every time I try it on the filing that I have to do at work, Garfield. I wave my arms and say “Abracadabra! Be filed!” One of these days, it will happen!
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
can you imagine BBQ lasagna?
ElioHyena about 8 years ago
Oh, How i wish that would work. Lol
codycab about 8 years ago
Have you tried Chili’s Garfield?
RWill about 8 years ago
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bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Please Garfield. If it was that easy, there would be no such thing as world hunger.
William Pursell about 8 years ago
Oye Garf lad? Did you remember to try your Official Deluxe Harry Potter Wand?
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
Why not give Harry Potter a buzz?
imagenesis about 8 years ago
Maybe you need to attend ‘Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry’ for a few days Garfield!
nyssawho13 about 8 years ago
I read somewhere: “I put my food into the microwave and pushed the ‘Pizza’ button. When it buzzed, I opened the door and it was still beans! What did I do wrong?”
Got a smile from me!
hcarpenter1 about 8 years ago
well good luck with that Garfield.
hariseldon59 about 8 years ago
Jon with a barbecue? Sounds like a recipe for disaster!
Flash Gordon about 8 years ago
Murdering and eating animals is sick.♦@282Mikado, how about a 4884 UP Big Boy?
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
“But that trick never works!”
StarWarsGuy500 about 8 years ago
Maybe the leftovers in the back of the fridge can teach you the art of food magic.
jppjr about 8 years ago
That’s what got Adam in trouble…well, one spare rib….
Number Three about 8 years ago
You think?
xxx
wjones about 8 years ago
Garfield, why didn’t you use comic stripe physics?
rgcviper about 8 years ago
Why stop at spareribs? Think of everything else that could magically appear on the grill, Garfield.
@hariseldon59Kinda like Roger Fox from FoxTrot, huh?
BruhItzNeal about 8 years ago
His magic will never work
Fastfur07 over 5 years ago
You can’t do this, it violates Gamp’s Law of Elemental Transfiguration. You can’t conjure food, money, shelter, clothing, temperature, or body parts removed by dark magic.
WentBrown over 3 years ago
Not likely.