I got put in my place by the three cats that inhabit my front porch. They belong next door, but spend a lot of time on my porch waiting for their snacks and rubbing. I was putting out their snacks, 9 Lives, when my neighbor called to them. They immediately left me and my snacks and took off for my neighbor, mommy dearest. She didn’t feed them, but they responded to her voice instantly. I guess that puts me at the same position as Jon or even lower.
well…before him there is still the mice, the neighbor dog, Liz of course, Stretch the chicken, the squirrels, the birds…the dust bunnies…so he is closer to number 50 or something in the end.
codycab over 2 years ago
This comic isn’t named after you, Jon. Sorry.
arjun.shriv over 2 years ago
In terms of intelligence, probably.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
so Odie’s #2 and Pooky #3?
BJ40 over 2 years ago
Garfield’s #1, is himself and Pooky, Jon and Odie, on the other hand, the #2’s.
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
You forgot about Liz. That pushes him down to #5.
in.amongst over 2 years ago
Jon, number 4 is no a bad idea. It is bigger than #1.
jasonsnakelover over 2 years ago
He was number two before Lyman moved in with Odie.
hariseldon59 over 2 years ago
Look out for number one, but be careful not to step in number two.
Thisnameisorigional over 2 years ago
4? i think 400.
( no offence jon, im just stating facts
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
Heyyy, look on the bright side: you’re still among the top 5!
salemadar_pete_11 over 2 years ago
4 brain cells …,
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 2 years ago
When Garf pays the bills, then he might be number one.
Troglodyte over 2 years ago
Any cat owner will probably agree!
Gent over 2 years ago
Well, look at the bright side, Jon. At least you isn’t number two.
tessotcyrille over 2 years ago
i’m surprised that jon itn’t number infinite just before nermal
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 2 years ago
It all comes down to perspective, Jon.
jagedlo over 2 years ago
And if Liz is around, it’s probably more like #5…
theincrediblebulk over 2 years ago
Personally i look out for #2. You step in it and the stench lingers all day long.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dopey Joe is Number Two. A big pile of it.
edmund_graham over 2 years ago
Thank goodness Garfield doesn’t count the mice, or John would be in real trouble
Prey over 2 years ago
I seem to be #3 in my house ……….. and I live on my own!
Clarence over 2 years ago
I wonder why Jon’s doing this
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
I got put in my place by the three cats that inhabit my front porch. They belong next door, but spend a lot of time on my porch waiting for their snacks and rubbing. I was putting out their snacks, 9 Lives, when my neighbor called to them. They immediately left me and my snacks and took off for my neighbor, mommy dearest. She didn’t feed them, but they responded to her voice instantly. I guess that puts me at the same position as Jon or even lower.
mail2jbl over 2 years ago
Even Odie has become contemptuous of Jon.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 2 years ago
At least he is 4th, Wait till he gets married, he wont be in the top 10!
expired.cat.nip.consumer over 2 years ago
1/10 garbage af literally didn’t laugh not even a chuckle
RussellCastine over 2 years ago
Liz: But Jon, aren’t I you’re number one? Garfield: Think carefully before you respond, Jon.
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
I’m surprised Odie is in the top 3. Then again, that might be Garfield’s food bowl at #3 and Pooky at #2.
jirachifan over 2 years ago
pie
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
You should have been more specific with what you said, Jon. Then again, that’s your problem, you’re never specific about these things.
KEA over 2 years ago
another reason I don’t have pets
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
A legend in his own mind that one…..
WentHulk over 2 years ago
No Garfield you are wrong.
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
I am surprised that Garfield puts Odie above Jon.
jon who tried to make a snowman over 2 years ago
guys how do you make a fog affect without heat or dry ice. i need to know.
Fluffy_and_Mervin over 2 years ago
At number four, at least he’s ahead of Nermal.
karmakat01 over 2 years ago
well…before him there is still the mice, the neighbor dog, Liz of course, Stretch the chicken, the squirrels, the birds…the dust bunnies…so he is closer to number 50 or something in the end.
hagarthehorrible over 2 years ago
Jon, remember, you have been kept by the pets and dolls. I am afraid your ranking remains that till Liz comes over to take over.
Maybe over 2 years ago
This feels different after learning about how the internet has changed Garfield and the whole Lasagna cat thing
Spider-UK over 2 years ago
You know its bad when you rank lower than Odie in the importance hierarchy.
Firestar over 2 years ago
Ain’t that the truth.
Ranboo~ Simp over 2 years ago
Pooky is number 1, Garfield is number 2, odie’s number three and Jon’t number 4.
WentHulk almost 2 years ago
Says Garfield.
camerondawson about 1 year ago
awww Garfield put odie in 3rd place, that means if pookie never exist than odie would be Garfield’s best friend.
Sakumon16 5 months ago
Number One: Garfield. Number Two: Pooky. Number Three: Odie. Number Four: Liz. Number Five: Jon