Garfield by Jim Davis for June 30, 2023

We KNOW that she says Garfield never listens to her.

Garfield obviously didn’t listen to Arlene

You’ve just proven Arlene’s point, Garfield.

What?

Now, Garfirld, let’s think about this for a ………OOPS. Sorry. I forgot. You are a cat.

I hear you, I just don’t pay attention to what you’re saying.

Joke on the internet “Men wish women came with an instruction manual, but then when do men read instruction manuals?”……

Oh Garfield, she KNOWS you don’t listen to her

I hope a cutie like Arlene will have a few other fellas to greet her at the fence. Some who actually pay attention to her.

Very perceptive my dear Garfield.

Nice going, Garfield!

It’s what she says, Garfield.

Unless pizza is involved.

All Garfield probably thinks about is food when Arlene and he are on a date.

My hearing aid supplier has that saying in his office!

I did not hear anything?

What about if Arlene is talking about food? That would get Garfield to listen to her.

Arlene: Lasagnagarfield jumps up from his sleep

and that’s the moment a fight starts, generally.

(imagines different versions of the dialogue of this cartoon)

ARLENE, YOU SAID I NEVER LISTEN TO YOU

AT LEAST THAT’S WHAT I THINK YOU SAID

We often see Arlene on a Friday. That must be Garfield’s date night.

Yeah, I wasn’t listening. Let’s roll with that.

I recently told my lady that I only pay attention when it was important. Didn’t go over too well.

Arlene only hangs around with Garfield for a joke.

Arlene there is no hope with this fatso. Look elsewhere. But then, we see Jon and Liz and feel nopes, keep up these cute relationship.

Sound like a conversation I had with my wife.

Garfield you might as well have stepped on take a la Sideshow Bob.

This one is kinda meta since they can’t talk.