May 14, 2024
I guess I’m a dog
A nice juicy steak doesn’t come to mind?
German Shepard: “I’ve got to round up the kids, check the perimeter, double check the perimeter…”
Golden Retriever: “Ball…”
Pekingese: “What will I do today, same thing I do every day, try to take over the world.”
Malamute: “SQUIRREL!!”
doesnt he thinked about the question
Food. They think about food.
Kind of odd that Odie isn’t thinking in something like some delicious bacon.
Obveeously doggies is theenks about foods. Every creature is does that.
Apparently “The answer to this question” is one
Food. Nap. Ball. Food. Nap. Ball. Bark at the car that just drove by. Food. Nap. Ball.
They don’t think about anything, other than food, squirrels, and fire hydrants.
Bruh
But is it really THAT hard to do?? … (says the cat person)
Mine want to know when they get fed next…
Well we know Garfield thinks about food.
You ask Odie to think, he thinks you say “stink”.
Chasing balls, digging up flower beds, chasing cars, that should be easy to think about.
What is this “think” of which you speak?
I thought dogs think about bones
that didn’t take very much… :J
Their families their masters!
Just restart him! I’m sure a soft one helps, push the nose or rub the belly!
Garfield didn’t respond with “Since when do dogs think?”
Dogs don’t think, they just are.
Is there a PRIZE for that?
‘It is better to be thought a fool and remain silent than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.’ Attributed to Mark Twain. (Correct me if I got anything wrong.)
Time for Dinner ! ;-)
I suspect Odie doesn’t want to admit the truth with Garfield there
That toy monkey that plays the cymbals.
It’s okay, Odie. If you can’t answer the question, just do what C.a.m.e.l.t.o.e Harris did and spew word salad in an attempt to confuse us.
plot twist: what if the ask a dog’s come from actual emails/letters Jim Davis gets.
Two words every dog knows, WALK and TREAT. Oh and they know food is in the kitchen.
999999999999… Garfield | -999999999999… Odie
Good one!
most likely the moon or squirrels, or tennis balls
minky momo 11 days ago
I guess I’m a dog
codycab 11 days ago
A nice juicy steak doesn’t come to mind?
Nuke Road Warrior 11 days ago
German Shepard: “I’ve got to round up the kids, check the perimeter, double check the perimeter…”
Golden Retriever: “Ball…”
Pekingese: “What will I do today, same thing I do every day, try to take over the world.”
WhatsTheJoke 11 days ago
Malamute: “SQUIRREL!!”
Creepypasta 11 days ago
doesnt he thinked about the question
win.45mag 11 days ago
Food. They think about food.
2AndFour 11 days ago
Kind of odd that Odie isn’t thinking in something like some delicious bacon.
Gent 11 days ago
Obveeously doggies is theenks about foods. Every creature is does that.
edmund_graham 11 days ago
Apparently “The answer to this question” is one
WorkshopGardener Premium Member 11 days ago
Food. Nap. Ball. Food. Nap. Ball. Bark at the car that just drove by. Food. Nap. Ball.
Goat from PBS 11 days ago
They don’t think about anything, other than food, squirrels, and fire hydrants.
Bigfieldnutsfan(big Nate + Garfield + peanuts) 11 days ago
Bruh
coffeemom88 11 days ago
But is it really THAT hard to do?? … (says the cat person)
HeyThatsFunny 11 days ago
Mine want to know when they get fed next…
w16521 11 days ago
Well we know Garfield thinks about food.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 11 days ago
You ask Odie to think, he thinks you say “stink”.
CaveCat87 11 days ago
Chasing balls, digging up flower beds, chasing cars, that should be easy to think about.
prrdh 11 days ago
What is this “think” of which you speak?
Clarence 11 days ago
I thought dogs think about bones
Chris 11 days ago
that didn’t take very much… :J
happyinvenice23 11 days ago
Their families their masters!
DJohnny 11 days ago
Just restart him! I’m sure a soft one helps, push the nose or rub the belly!
will.pittenger1 11 days ago
Garfield didn’t respond with “Since when do dogs think?”
David_the_CAD 11 days ago
Dogs don’t think, they just are.
ragsarooni 11 days ago
Is there a PRIZE for that?
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 days ago
‘It is better to be thought a fool and remain silent than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.’ Attributed to Mark Twain. (Correct me if I got anything wrong.)
lnrokr55 11 days ago
Time for Dinner ! ;-)
John M 11 days ago
I suspect Odie doesn’t want to admit the truth with Garfield there
Strawberry King 11 days ago
That toy monkey that plays the cymbals.
mail2jbl 11 days ago
It’s okay, Odie. If you can’t answer the question, just do what C.a.m.e.l.t.o.e Harris did and spew word salad in an attempt to confuse us.
JoeTheDog Premium Member 11 days ago
plot twist: what if the ask a dog’s come from actual emails/letters Jim Davis gets.
Smeagol 11 days ago
Two words every dog knows, WALK and TREAT. Oh and they know food is in the kitchen.
aaronacademy2012 11 days ago
999999999999… Garfield | -999999999999… Odie
Azoth888 10 days ago
Good one!
gwca2000 10 days ago
most likely the moon or squirrels, or tennis balls