Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for May 17, 2020

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    DaJellyBelly  over 4 years ago

    CUTE

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    Dirty Dragon  over 4 years ago

    “Y..yes’m…”

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    Joe-AllenDoty Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The KJV Bible mistranslated the Greek word “ketos” large fish as “whale” in Matthew 12:40. Jonah 2:17 has the Lord preparing a “large fish” (dhag in Hebrew) to swallow Jonah. Pastor Present is correct.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s a story that makes a point. I have no idea why so many fundamentalists think there’s something wrong with that.

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    Don Bagert Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Poor Rufus ;-)

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    oakie817  over 4 years ago

    Henny Youngman, 1968

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    BlitzMcD  over 4 years ago

    An often invoked pastoral maxim. But a good one, nonetheless!

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 4 years ago

    Doesn’t the Bible say that after three days, the fish spit him out onto dry land? Or am I mistaken?

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    Airboy20  over 4 years ago

    “Haha, I’m going to Heaven but you’re not! Burn in hellfire!” Nice message, you benevolent-looking pastor.

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