Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for January 22, 2023

“But Rhode Island is famous for you.” Sara Louise Tucker

These puns are making me Ill in Ois.

Yeah! Joel is featured again! He is a hirsute, professorial, pipe smoking sage. It is good to see him back.

One of those don’t mean anything talks but shore was fun.

How does a younger woman drink a mint julip? "Miss’s Sippee!

Glad to see the Gasoline Alley characters again!

And pretzels come from PRETZELVANIA!

If, you wish to see how complicated and delicate civilization is. Research how complicated it is to produce a pencil. BTW, pencils have been around since the late 1700s, although without an eraser.

What state has no back roads? Maine. They’re all Maine roads.

Where do fresh shirts come from?

They are wrong. Cans come from cantucky.

I’s needed a genteel chuckle or two dis col’ mornin’.

I was in elementary school when we were taught the song What Did Della Wear?. We laughed when saw the name of our state was included: “What did Misses Sip, boys. What did Misses Sip?” “She sipped a Mini Soda.”

Where do russkies come from? Idaho?

What’s the largest pencil in the world? (A). Pennsylvania.

I’ll steer clear of Des Moines — because Iowa lot of money to people there!

“PUNATOPIA”