Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for July 27, 2023

That’s not how it works at all, but okay. I suppose anything is possible through the power of bad writing.

I’m wondering how many readers are saying “Who the heck is Festus Hagen?”

If you’re old enough to know who Festus Hagen is, because you watched that show when it was first airing, you’re the right age for GA.

That must have hurt!

Oh, I could geek out about “Gunsmoke”. But I’ll spare all y’all.

you know, Ken Curtis replaced Roy Rogers in the Sons of the Pioneers when Roy became full time cowboy

Festus Haggin . A hushed awe falls over the crowd .

Who’s paying the horse petal bill?

“All I can offer you is a Rufus over your head”—GROUCHO MARX

One of those rare hospitals where a vehicle could drive below a patient’s room window, where a patient room with a bed is at that low a level, and where a patient could open the window. Only in GA.

Now . If Jim Scancarelli wants to do another time travel story then send Joel and Rufus to Dodge City Kansas about the year 1876 .