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Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 25, 2012
Transcript:
Rob: Well, I'm outta here. You can bore Satchel with all your soccer diving theories. Satchel: I'm all ears! Bucky: Hey, don't sell your nose short. Satchel: Huh? Bucky: Portuguese tell tales of a soccer player called nano. It is said that if you get within six feet of him, he will dive with such force... ...That the vacuum created in the air literally sucks the red card out of the referee's pocket and starts pulling you off the field! Satchel: Wow! Rob: It's not true, Satchel!
guswild almost 13 years ago
yes itâs true
quickly24 almost 13 years ago
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Rob is such a buzz killâŠ.
And, yeah, Satch..donât sell the olâ sniiffer shortâŠ.no one knows what your nose knowsâŠ
Guilty Bystander almost 13 years ago
There IS a Portuguese player named Nani on Mnachester UnitedâŠvery talented but, yes, a noted diver. Darby knows his footy.
revisages almost 13 years ago
is that âforceâ anything like nanoparticles absorbing into your body to such core depths that they chunk-chop at your dnadrastically altering it as some of the most potently dangerous toxins your environment has ever wielded?or is it really only alteration of exclamation âall hail alohaâ via mork (of mindy fame)? you know, âshalom shazamâ â??
rf_eq almost 13 years ago
football, guilt by association
hawgowar almost 13 years ago
Small wonder why Americans donât support soccer. Any game a Frenchman or Italian can play in nylon short-shorts isnât a manly game. That and the constant diving
ChasOldMan almost 13 years ago
American Football is all about diving! Itâs a part of the game
exeyevee Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Buckyâs diving theories make more sense to me with each passing day. We need to get him in ESPN Deportes.
rikkiTikki Premium Member almost 13 years ago
you know this strip used be about the relationship between the crazy animals and Rob with funny characters visiting and some attachment to realistic behavior between them all-itâs not funny anymore unless you are a soccer fan-maybe it should move to a soccer web site.
Skippy McGillicutty almost 13 years ago
Day 8 and KEEP IT COMING! Diving is one of the reasons I cannot get friends to watch the game. Catch todayâs UEFA game and see the Real Madrid diving circus!!!
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Some threads take too long to play out.
Possum Pete almost 13 years ago
Hockey playoffs are on if you want to see some North American-style embellishments.
starthrower50 almost 13 years ago
This is a really lame story arc if youâre not into soccer and donât know the first thing about it. Maybe Iâll check back in a coule of weeks when Bucky has another brilliant scheme to become famous, make $$$ or drive Rob over the edge.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
please move on to the next gag.
menllo almost 13 years ago
Enjoy the dive series. is it possible to get copies of these strip.I would like to frame them.Being I soccer fan I really enjoy the sarcasm. Makes me chuckle when I read them.
stargazer43 almost 13 years ago
Agree with @The Star Thrower: Coleman must be running out of money-making schemes for Bucky. The cast of characters he invited into the household was brilliant, although some of them were hard to deal with, like the Cockney cat, whose slang is pretty tough for most who arenât from London. (Yes, even other Brits have problems with the Cockney argot.)
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
This is pure American theater, Mike Fink by way of Davy Crocket, strained through AmosânâAndyâŠand I like it! you other guys can take your eyeballs elsewhere, your scrutiny is no good hereâŠIâm no soccer fan but I GET it and Iâm gonna watch some more. Alley-ooop.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
I actually enjoy listening to people who know what they are talking about, especially if I donât know much about itâŠ.What a great chance to learn! You canât learn what you already knowâŠâŠ.
el8 almost 13 years ago
I knew a girl like that once