In the movie “Strays,” there’s a bit where the smart dog (a border collie, female) tries to explain humor to the other three (various breeds, all male). But whenever she says “Knock knock” they just bark their fool heads off.
(Funny movie, but its R-rating is amply deserved.)
When my nieces were 4 and 6 (or thereabouts) I introduced them to the “Intertupting Cow” joke. Over the next hour they made me do it about a dozen times.
Johnny Q Premium Member 10 months ago
“Knock-knock” jokes may have originated in speakeasy culture!
Here’s one I like: “Knock-knock!” “Who’s there?” “Little old lady.” “Little old lady who?” “I didn’t know you could yodel!”
hariseldon59 10 months ago
He doesn’t ‘get’ jokes. He ‘is’ one.
iggyman 10 months ago
Knock knock! Who’s there? Tuba! Tuba who? Tuba toothpaste! Lots of Knock knock jokes back then!
WaitingMan 10 months ago
Knock knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon outta here.
Prey 10 months ago
I know a joke about this but the first answer is “argo” and I cant tell you rest.
pripley 10 months ago
“Funlanthropist” – You gotta admit Bucky has a way with words. Maybe not the right way…but a way.
fritzoid Premium Member 10 months ago
In the movie “Strays,” there’s a bit where the smart dog (a border collie, female) tries to explain humor to the other three (various breeds, all male). But whenever she says “Knock knock” they just bark their fool heads off.
(Funny movie, but its R-rating is amply deserved.)
mistercatworks 10 months ago
“How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?”
“Fish.”
Keno21 10 months ago
Knock knock! Who’s there? Anna Maria Alberghetti.
kittykatz0 Premium Member 10 months ago
Perfect pitch: Throwing a bag pipes in the garbage can and not touching the sides.
joegee 10 months ago
Orange you glad that I didn’t say banana again?
fritzoid Premium Member 10 months ago
When my nieces were 4 and 6 (or thereabouts) I introduced them to the “Intertupting Cow” joke. Over the next hour they made me do it about a dozen times.
eb110americana 10 months ago
At least one of them should get their electrical wiring checked.