Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 18, 2011

Lini, Lini, Lini, you’re the one who done me wrong, Doo Wop De Wop…Where are the baseball guys working out?

Serves her right for dating Parker, a 35-year-old high school senior.

Yeah, this looks suspiciously like those 1950s shorts that wound up on MST3K with 37 year old actors playing “high school” students.

Parker looks so much like Gil, I think we have found one of the Throp kids.

If Parker takes a real good look at her in P1 he should say “What was I thinking?” And Parker looks like he failed the 8th grade about 12 times. Appparantly there is only one barber in Milford, and all the guys go in and say “give me the Gil.”

Parker, ala Gil’s and Rex Morgan, M.D.’s younger long lost brother. If Kayla had a tatoo on her left shoulder, she might pass for Vicki Vallencort, Adam Sandler’s girlfriend in “The Waterboy.”

Kayla is so upset her eye exploded in P1!!!

Kayla still has her blinker on from yesterday? And yeah, in P3 if you told me that was Gil I’d believe it.

I think Parker needs to see a doctor. Look at P3 yesterday and today… in both strips, it looks as though he might have that flesh eating disease, blackening out the side of his nose…

Can someone translate P3 into simple English? I don’t get it - Parker is mad at Lini because…..

Feb. 12 – Lini tells Parker breaking up is no big deal. Obviously, Parker resents a 17-year-old punk giving advice to a 35-year-old senior.

@the judge… i think it is clear what Gil Jr. is saying is that he is a gutless, sensative, homophobic wimp who can’t get over being dumped by his asexual, anger-prone, eye-exploding ex for a sarcastic, weird dressing gay teenager.

Tomorrow’s comic: Gil & Kaz will do a quick wrap-up while jogging & venting smoke. Just in time for baseball Monday morning.