Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 13, 2014

liG prohT—The Alternate, Parallel, but INVISIBLE UniverseVIII CUTS REALLY HURT, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DON'T MAKE TWO DEEP Rich Banks Here’s what the assistants are proposing Mop, but if we hire you, you would be “the man” and can make any changes you like.JPWhiz Wasn’t Stan Musial “The Man” ? ROSTER CUTSLee Twill-Lamb, Clark Barr, Donnie Brooks, Joe Kerr, Max Mumm, Ernie Paycheck, Jay Walk, Buddy WyzerQUIT YOUR MOPPING AND GET ON WITH ITPROPOSED 2-DEEP LINEUP FOR NEW COACH’S CONSIDERATION106 Jim Shooz/ Emma Farmer 113 Dennis Shooz/ Candy Cain120 Kenny Canty/ Andy Will126 Hee So Rice/ Guy Wier132 Pete Moss/ Scott Free138 Bobby Pinn/ Ray Szohr 144 Rob Banks/ Matt Burns152 Les “Karbs” Karbo / Frank Lee160 Sal Manella/ Kenny Duit170 Will Duit/ Perry Scope182 Pat Downs/ Bill Moore195 Rusty Gates/ Ernie Paycheck220 Jerry Rigg/ Chip Block285 Tim Burr/ Mac Eruzione JPWhiz You forgot Mike Roffone and Paul Tooth.CJ GRINDING TEETH AGAIN!!JPWhiz You can go see your dentist tomorrow at tooth hurtee. LOLSportsguy I’m thinkin’ if you like your dentist, you can keep your dentist. Period.NEXT: DOES CENTRAL CITY HIGH'S ATHLETIC DEPT FINALLY GET A NEW MOP???OR, DOES SOMETHING HAPPEN TO MOP?

How embarrassing – I bet she wishes she could go back and erase that video like some posters here go back and delete their ridiculous comments.

Gil must have sat that game out to let Kaz take the L – pure genius!

Desertdwir, you beat me by three minutes, but I was going to call it Wendy’s mask of woe.

Revealing comment from Wynn — “new video of my sister.” She’s sitting right there. He seems to define Wendy by her relationship to him.

I so look forward to the humorous posts of Cheezwhiz and his partner Whizguy

Nothing like a refreshing can of “Curl” soda to pick you up after a big loss.

Wynn is so distraught after the L that he’s swiped a beer from the family fridge – a 12 ounce “Curl,” it appears.

Wynn’s an ass. His priorities are all screwed up. He could care less about blowing the game, putting family before sports!

I’m not buying Wynn’s claim of innocence (or ignorance) here. Any brother as controlling as he is would have been at the big competition in Chicago and would have taken care of the situation there. He would have confiscated every video device in the facility and made sure no embarrassing pictures were ever posted. At the very least, Gil, being proactive, would have known he was going to have a controlling sibling on his team at some point in the future and would have nipped the problem in bud.

This is great for Milford’s opponents. They can say anything to Wynn and he instantly loses focus.“Hey, I saw your sister talking to a guy at The Bucket.” “Huh?” Drive – layup.“Hey, your sister is in a 3rd video.” “Huh?” Drive – dunk.“Hey, I see your sister got a job.” “Huh, where?” 2 more points.

Well I didn’t say die, but I guess that is a possibility. I hope you’ve been getting your checkups. Your job is very stressful.

Who are these people, anyway? Can’t Whigam draw two people who look differently?

In all reality, Wendy confesses to Wynn that at the Chicago competition Amy from Dance Momstrips onstage and spilits her pants. As the audience laughs, Wendy hoping to gain favor with Amy pulls off her tutu and covers Amy up.

In all reality, Amy trips on stage forgot a space

Momstrips eeeww

Shoot…I consider myself pretty computer savvy, but I haven’t been able to find the Wendy Wynn video. What gives?

Wiseguy, you are very entertaining. I enjoy reading about the skewed time continium. P2- Because Young WynnThorp has a case of ENS (Exploding Nose Syndrome), He channels his inner Rickey Henderson and refers to Wendy in the third person. It is my hope he plays baseball. Doesn’t he remind you Thorpacholics of BB Stuff?

Her wardrobe malfunctioned, but her mime makeup is perfect.

If it’s from Chicago, does she Razzle Dazzle ’em?

If this keeps up, Gil may have to ban the Internet from Milford and all areas with teams in the Valley Conference.

Even more stupid, Please stop these people.