Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 01, 2016

Speaking of football, Coach Thorp. they’re expecting me at Wake Forest on Wednesday. Do you think I’ll have graduated Milford by then?

Just like you abandoned your kids, Coach Hypocrite?

So is this practice or did Gil just take his closer and walk away from a game?

Worst point of his life?!? My non-girlfriend died because of that little midgets drunken dad, I was supposed to be at practice at Wake Forest 2 weeks ago and you’re holding me hostage here, for what? To finish 2nd in the Valley? Again? C’mon, man. I need to get out of this hellhole, Young Master Bader is your problem. And really, can’t you just make him disappear like you did with your own kids?

He’s saying this to TRUE? If True hauled off and slugged the insensitive bastard right now, I would applaud.

In all reality , " You know True , you’re more of a man and a coach than I’ll ever be. I’m counting on you to straighten this Bader storyline out so I can get in some golf ." "Another thing True, tell the posters my kids are on a long-term internship in the fashion industry . "

Last baseball season, Goofy True was called out by skinny Sophomore Max Ortiz for not taking the season seriously. Now trapped in the this never ending time warp, True must find an end to this chicanery to embark on his trip of destiny westward to Hawaii and ultimately Winston-Salem. Tolerance. Sort of like turning a blind eye knowing your wife is enjoying the Summer with the pool boy.

Maybe there was no offer from Wake Forest. Maybe it was all a dream. Or a terrible lie.

Heck, I’m kind of impressed old Gil knows who Barry Bader is.

This is not the low point of Barry Bader’s life! He got 2 hits and 2 RBIs!!!

Good to have closure on the Thorp spawn…well done!

P-1: dedicated to both political partiesP-2: No, coach, the lowest point was at camp where he had no lotion and no tissue.P-3:Everybody sing: Two of these things belong together, two of these things are kind of the same. Screw you and your psyc lesson. This story is really lame.

No, coach it’s not the same. If we were losing to Oakwood by 42 points but your kick returner was bragging about two fair catches and two touch backs wouldn’t you talk to him? Or would you leave it to your QB, who never throws or hands off to him? C’mon Coach Thorp, man up!

P-3: are those Prison “Tear Drop” tats that Tru is sporting?

Ok. Here we go…the final wrap up, leaving us two weeks for a summer story arc.

I don’t know. Maybe if BB weren’t living in such a delusional state. Just saying…

@supplier: I believe Milford is in the state of Delusion (somewhere in the Midwest).

@Seniorscrub from your yesterday comment…………..Lord I hope that’s not what it is!