Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 09, 2016

So now all of a sudden she’s playing every snap?

So will Coach Kaz move Moose to tight end, the current quarterback to the interior line, and H.E. Burns to QB? I say “Coach Kaz” because of course Gil isn’t watching the game.

Why on earth would Gil expect a 150-pound player to block much bigger and stronger opponents? I guess this basketball season he’ll take a 5-2 point guard and have him play center.

I mean, SHE’S NEVER PLAYED FOOTBALL. Does Gil think it’s so easy that someone with no experience can play at the varsity level?

And have the artists ever MET high school kids? Those New Thayer players look like NFL linebackers

P1, 44 must be the world’s slowest runner since it appears he’s one step from getting around the corner. Meanwhile, 71 must be The Flash to catch him.

Is she the best blocker of the 3 tight ends? Former State Champion Coach Gil needs to try somebody else for the running plays.

Is it just me or have we had more football action this year than during Tru(e)’s entire career?

In other news, a very drunk Marty Moon has just called last night’s election for Harold Stassen.

Neal Rubin isn’t depicting former State Champ Coach GilPa in a flattering manner with his, ahem, strategy of playing Heather. I expect the little people and their small cars from the circus to put on a great halftime show.

The obvious thing is let’s put her in charge. No experience needed – Gil will elect her president, I mean quarterback.Good luck Mudlarks!

Maybe Trump’s new slogan will be to make Gil Thorp Great Again

How often do you us the third string TE in a game? Why isn’t the ball going to Max Ortiz more often?

For whatever reason Gil or whoever is coaching decides to play the 3rd-string tight end on almost every play, and she gets steamrolled on every attempted block. After Milford loses this game, the coaches decide it’s not working having a lightweight girl try to block linebackers and linemen. DUH.

So I say they move her to another position that also doesn’t need her and give her plenty of playing time there. Where will it be, wide receiver? And don’t say quarterback. Ugh, it will be quarterback, right? Because that would be the dumbest way to proceed.

And speaking of proceeding, proceed over to the below link and check out today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Ah, yee of little faith! State Champion Coach Thorp is setting them up. In the second half, the opposition blow by H.E. only to have her slip past and catch a short pass that she can take on for a huge gain. Unfortunately, her soccer backgroud takes over and she kicks the ball down the field for a 30 yard gain ruled illegal by the officials.

You know what the girls said about Dory’s brother, beautiful hair.

Somebody explain P-2. In P-1 the running back is number 44, in P-2 the Linebacker, besides ripping out his Liver, has knocked the other 4 completely off his jersey.

She may be a girley player but she’s sure not a Gurley player. Like that Ellis???