Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 21, 2020

So let’s get this straight. Mimi calls a timeout because they’re not scoring. Alexa just starts into this rant about not being a “gunner” all of a sudden. She’s complaining about…Mimi asking her to take more shots? Like A WEEK AGO in practice? Everyone should be staring at her asking, “What the hell are you talking about?”

And speaking of talking about, everyone will be talking about today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp. So don’t be left out of the loop!

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Alexa: Tell me to shoot the ball, I’ll kill ya. Sergeant Mimi Hulka: lighten up, Francis! I mean, Alexa.

P1, Alexa, that is not the kind of offensive I was talking about!

P2, Way to coach ’em up, Mimi.

P3, Susan looks like she got most of her fingertips lopped off in shop class.

P3- Phoebe reminds me of that little dog Chester in the Looney Tunes cartoon hanging around the big dog Spike, pestering him, saying whaada we goin’ to do today Spike? Huh? Huh?

I’m still a Gunner despite them being tenth in the Premiership table currently.

Is Phoebe like Charlie McCarthy or something? Why is she everyone’s ventriloquist dummy?

P 2: I just said that this morning when the volume on my device was too loud

You’re no Goose!

I’m a Susan fan. Too bad we’ll never see her again.

Hey! Someone got what they predicted: a strip about HS shooting

Susan’s gonna get ’em….sounds like she makes things happen.

Yaawwwnnn…few targets of snark, at least throw us a shower joke opportunity!