Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 10, 2021

Spread the Word — Pole Dancing at Halftime Next Game?

You need an S&M crowd to whip them into a frenzy.

In all reality , Hey Vic ,stop sputtering on my shiny gym floor ! SORRY MOOOOOPPPPP MAAAAANNNNN !

I know what she’s up to, and while the cause is mighty, I still don’t like her tactics.

P1, Whip it good!

P2, The ants ask, “WTF are we, chopped liver?”

P3, Um, Tessi those two know Vic and each other. The word has been spread to their entire circle.

P4- Tessi squeezes Vic’s arm and leaves Club High IQ with a tee hee hee as Journey belts out nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. How about so lovin’ and touchin’ to go with that squeezin’ Queenie?

P 4: “…uh, sure, but no one know who we are…”

Uh oh….Corina not gonna like this, even though she basically did the same thing during volleyball season

P-1: Two random students referring to an unrelated event

P-2: You mean bigger than your thumb?

P-3: (No comment needed. This is about Basketball and that’s a lay up.)

I have an idea to get a bigger crowd. The guy in the left side of P1 can bring his brother in for a rousing addition of “I’m Gonna be (500 Miles)” at halftime of the next game.

Nice ’stache on the guy in P3

A touch on the arm!? Next time the stands will be filled- with NERDS!

After some kind words and an arm squeeze, Vic goes home to whip himself into a frenzy.

P1 – Harold Ramis has a point.

P2 – Vic has a point.

P3 – Tessi came back out of the showers, just to make a point?

And speaking of points, I’m going to point you to today’s Mopped Up Thorp – https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P2: Did Vic get a coat hanger stuck in his mouth?