Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 04, 2021

P1 called it!

P2 recycled panel with image flipped from Saturday and some new commentary from the Moon man

P3 Tevin: I only fumbled after your “lookout” block gave the guy clean shot to punch the ball out, you loudmouthed jacka$$.”

Next time, VISUALIZE holding onto the ball.

In all reality , Look man I was hungry , grabbed a quick hot dog which got lodged in my throat So I gagged,it was either gag or choke to death, I’m lucky to be standing here, let’s hit the showers !

Wait, so does that count as choking, since they didn’t lose? And fumbling while getting hit isn’t a “choke” anyway. Has Vito made a ruling yet? Sending this from a burner phone somewhere out West.

Keepin’ it real, bro!

2-0. 1-0 in The Valley. Game ball to Steve Lehto. Is Steve a one and done or will Snark Nation see his exploits again?

Coaches Held Hostage: Day 49 for Mimi.

Boyd is a tool….CK was more likable than him

Well under the 56.5 and Kettering +6. Good call everyone.

How does it help a team mate by reminding him he is a choker?? Especially when he isn’t.

With friends like Boyd, who needs enemies?

P 4: “….yeah….and the part where I was swarmed by defenders because of gentle blocking too….”

I’m still waiting for The Big Reveal when Kianna admits to being Tevin’s “I was with my Mom” excuse causing a major upheaval which will lead to Tevin’s choke and the lock for second in the Valley.

It’s 11pm EDT and this is only the 30th comment? So far this story is too boring and not bizarre enough to rile up the posters. But the possibilities are there for it to go there. And speaking of going there, here is Mopped Up Thorp. You should go there.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Sweepus Interruptus