Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 23, 2021

C’mon coach, one quick session with Spiller & he’ll be right as rain!

“Let’s welcome our next guest …”

In all reality , Shut up you old fool , tape the shoulder up , shoot it up I don’t give a damn what you do but Tevin starts the second half . I’ve got too much $$$ riding on this game .

The bad news: Tevin is throwing with Baker Mayfield-like accuracy in this game, the good news: just feed the ball to Chance Macy and run him to the side where Tommy boy isn’t blocking, until he goes blowtop mad on Madison to eke out an ugly win, assuming there is no choking by Milford the rest of the game

One hypmotized sleep deprived gymnast hurt, one hypmotized guard with p*ss poor blocking that got his quarterback’s throwing arm injured, say Spiller, who’s the choke now?

Patrick Stewart is qualified to make a medical opinion?

Rick Scott: I heard a pop.

GilPa channeling Bud Kilmer: Can you fix it?

Rick: If he’ll let us.

GilPa: Make him understand.

GilPa to Tevin: How you feelin’ boy? Pretty good shot out there. Let the old trainer take a look at ya.

WTH happened in P1?

Gil’s doctorin’ seems accurate. Doc may have coachin’ advice?

Gil has limited range of thought process.

P 4: “…did you learn that in trainer school?…”

P 4: “…thanks!…captain stubing…”

Just have him throw screens and check downs… or have him throw with his left arm.

Oh Boy! We get to find out who the back-up QB is! Introducing next year’s character early while creating an excuse for losing in the playdowns.

P 3, kid in background: “…I stole a case of beer from my grandpa for after the game…”

I’m taking a chance on Chance to pull this one off by grinding it out and continuing the Larks’ quest for second in the Valley.

Vito from Goshen is running a half-time special: “Is It Over?” Lot of cash coming in from a derelict group of “readers.”

So that’s not Tevin in P1. Is it a receiver? He’s chasing a ball that is bouncing away from him, which means it was thrown from behind him? Huh? Or was he carrying it in his groin and fumbled it? I’m so confused. And speaking of confused, if you’re confused about where to go to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp, be confused no more. It’s right here:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

What the hell happened to this hard to stop run heavy offense? Why are they throwing the ball so much when they’ve got a D1 prospect running back on the roster? They’re only down one TD and 2-point conversion.