Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 14, 2022

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    Klubble  over 2 years ago

    P3: Just maybe he lost it betting? No valedictorians at this table…

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    Mr Reality  over 2 years ago

    In all reality , I borrowed the money from a guy they call Nicki Not Nice. I don’t have to pay him back in full just pay the vig each week and pay him in full when I can. If I need to borrow more , Nicki said it’s no problem to increase my loan. Great deal, right ?

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    bearwku82  over 2 years ago

    The constant EVERY season is Gil AND Mimi always have a chucklehead associated with their teams to thwart post season success. At least it provides opportunities for some witty banter.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hey, you’re supposed to rub Pranit’s scalp for good luck before the game, not after. It’s no wonder that the Mudlarks are in… uh, whatever place they’re in, in the standings. But they’re surely out of the running for second!

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    James St. John Smythe  over 2 years ago

    Vito would serve up a knuckle sandwich if he ever sets foot in Goshen ever again.

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    twainreader  over 2 years ago

    R&W have serious psychological issues. After three softball cells Saturday, they follow up with P-1: "could have used your touch, followed by P-2: bed references.P-3: is much more normal as Pranit’s skin tone has gone to “optimum summer tan”.

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    Irish53  over 2 years ago

    Any day that doesn’t focus on Hollis is a good day.

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    chiphilton  over 2 years ago

    Ok, ok, Pranit is scrawny enough now, you can stop. Based on p1 he wouldn’t weigh a hundred pounds.

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    Cary Rodda Premium Member over 2 years ago

    At least he’s up to snuff on his dad jokes.

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    tcayer  over 2 years ago

    He had to pay back his brother for all the deadbeats who he let bet on credit.

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    hifirick1953  over 2 years ago

    I don’t know why he didn’t suit up. I’m sure Gil was a no show.

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    wmac8898  over 2 years ago

    For a second, I thought that was Gil and Mimi talking in P2.

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    Gil-doh!  over 2 years ago

    That’s right Prank, you made your bed and you will be sleeping with the fishes soon

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    Irish53  over 2 years ago

    Rub-whig like drawing the bottoms of gym shoes almost as much as they like drawing gigantic hands

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    Irish53  over 2 years ago

    P 1 (pats head): “…what’s up little guy?…”

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    metals24  over 2 years ago

    Trevor decides to tuck his hair behind his ears instead of using glue.

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  over 2 years ago

    No wonder they lost—their shoes are glued to floor!

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  over 2 years ago

    “Hey, want me to show you how I can juggle burgers?!?”

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    Mopman  over 2 years ago

    P1 – Well, that was some exciting sports action! I’ve been waiting to see the guys play for quite a while. Maybe next month will see them on the court. “We could have used your touch out there.” Could they have? Did Pranit play much? Who knows? We saw Gil set up a game winning shot for him in game one (despite him barely even playing, for “confidence”), and since then I don’t think we’ve seen him play at all.

    P2 – Is that a Freudian slip, or did he say that intentionally for some dumb reason?

    P3 – Finally, we get to find out where his money came from. His allowance? His college fund? Stole it?

    And speaking of stealing, I’d like to steal a couple minutes of your time and have you read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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