Hearing that Lukey is lost in the sauce, the local distillery immediately ramps up a second shift. Business hasn’t been this good since before Marty Moon went on the wagon.
With REO Speedwagon blaring on his transistor radio, BHHL adheres to the motivating message on the wall in P2. Melting face, body hair swirling, hate and I predict stroke. And no, he’s not Valley Tech’s rowing coach.
Henry, why are you deliberately forcing us to go to urbandictionary.com to try and figure out what the eff you’re talking about? Check your demographics, man. Is it a personal mission of yours to help us to better understand our kids and grandkids?
This guy describes himself as the “greatest coach ever to walk God’s green earth”, yet he’s in the gym ogling himself in the mirror minutes before a game that he’s supposed to be coaching? What a horse’s a$$……
What the hell is going on? The writer has the attention span of a grape. Continuity doesn’t last longer than 2 days before we’re forced to board another runaway train.
Martinez is using the slang of teenagers. My daughter is 38 and teaches at college, and she’s heard “lost in the sauce” from freshmen. Luke is way too old.
Look at those long, slender, feminine fingers. If Gil wants to really irritate Luke, he should ask him if he soaks them in Palmolive. And speaking of soaking, I don’t care what you’re soaking in, you should be heading over to Mopped Up Thorp right now!
Ravenswing over 1 year ago
… never mind “the team needs you.” How about “The school district pays you to coach, moron!”
That kid with Marfan over 1 year ago
P4: Kisses his biceps
rip_marco over 1 year ago
A bottle of Bushmills Red often leaves me lost in the sauce.
Kidon Ha-Shomer over 1 year ago
well, after he showers, he’ll be two phases of the weightlifting competition…clean and a jerk!
Gil-doh! over 1 year ago
P1 “Look Kim! I took a squat – no hands!”
P2 “Okay, but just don’t clog the drain again with your hair. Your plumbing bills are killing the sports budget.”
P3 “Give me a minute, I need to make sure I get through this jungle and actually get some deodorant into my pits. Lukey, you look marvelous!”
Gil-doh! over 1 year ago
Hearing that Lukey is lost in the sauce, the local distillery immediately ramps up a second shift. Business hasn’t been this good since before Marty Moon went on the wagon.
Mr Reality over 1 year ago
Roid Rage rules this new story line in all reality !
Gil-doh! over 1 year ago
Hairy, sweaty and self-absorbed in no way to go through life, son.
bearwku82 over 1 year ago
With REO Speedwagon blaring on his transistor radio, BHHL adheres to the motivating message on the wall in P2. Melting face, body hair swirling, hate and I predict stroke. And no, he’s not Valley Tech’s rowing coach.
jimvielbig over 1 year ago
Clearly conflicted due to his smaller than normal unit. What’s next coach, a truck pull with you in your Hummer and Thorp in his Prius??
dadjo over 1 year ago
Henry, why are you deliberately forcing us to go to urbandictionary.com to try and figure out what the eff you’re talking about? Check your demographics, man. Is it a personal mission of yours to help us to better understand our kids and grandkids?
Irish53 over 1 year ago
Haha…he was really on “4” until he saw that guy come into the room.
Irish53 over 1 year ago
I was lost in the sauce too until I started going to AA
James St. John Smythe over 1 year ago
The sign in P2 is missing a period. It should read “P.U!”
gmu328 over 1 year ago
“sauce”? steroids
chiphilton over 1 year ago
One hundred what?
lemonbaskt over 1 year ago
Dont tell him about emmet tay yet he will lose his mind
Irish53 over 1 year ago
This guy describes himself as the “greatest coach ever to walk God’s green earth”, yet he’s in the gym ogling himself in the mirror minutes before a game that he’s supposed to be coaching? What a horse’s a$$……
MailbuEd over 1 year ago
What the hell is going on? The writer has the attention span of a grape. Continuity doesn’t last longer than 2 days before we’re forced to board another runaway train.
HalStevens over 1 year ago
Doesn’t he mean “the juice?”
hifirick1953 over 1 year ago
I guess Gil added Emmet Tays to the staff to outlift Coach Hairy.
chiphilton over 1 year ago
Martinez is using the slang of teenagers. My daughter is 38 and teaches at college, and she’s heard “lost in the sauce” from freshmen. Luke is way too old.
Mopman over 1 year ago
Well looks like I don’t have to add any hair to P2 for MUT!
BARRY HASTINGS Premium Member over 1 year ago
Art and writing have gone to hell in this strip. No longer a pleasure to read.
William A Short Premium Member over 1 year ago
Does this strip have a theme any more?
Mopman over 1 year ago
Look at those long, slender, feminine fingers. If Gil wants to really irritate Luke, he should ask him if he soaks them in Palmolive. And speaking of soaking, I don’t care what you’re soaking in, you should be heading over to Mopped Up Thorp right now!
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Charks over 1 year ago
RIP legendary Philadelphia DJ Jerry Blavat who recently passed away — known as “The Big Boss with the Hot Sauce”.