Amid these budget cuts, where do the dollars come from to fund girls and boys hockey? All this skishing around with no goal defined. What the fweet is going on?
P-1: Today’s Sesame Street is brought to you by the sound of Ice Skates. Can you say: SKISH?
P-2: For some unknown reason, the Milford player responds in pain to a fist delivered to the hard, plastic Kidney guard in his Hockey Pants.
P-3: Yes, children, punching is bad.
P-4: A second penalty for un-sportsman like conduct to the Milford player for “acting”. We’re going to go 4 on 4. (Sounds like an old feature of a Muscle Car.)
I guess they learned from their first game and decided to fully cover their limbs. And speaking of learning, by reading this you’re learning that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.
These drawings are priceless! “Orange”’s leg appears to have withered in panel 1, plus I’ve never seen anyone hold a hockey stick like that..I’ve also never seen short sleeve hockey jerseys, and don’t even get me started on the helmets!
I remember “Fun with Dick and Jane” where Ed McMahon plays an aeronautical engineering manager and complains that the business “stinks on ice”. He’d be complaining literally in today’s strip.
Klubble 8 months ago
P1: The crowd cheers as Johnny Carson’s original bandleader is in the stands.
pategar 8 months ago
Avoid orange roughy! It’s a very long lived fish with high levels of mercury.
Klubble 8 months ago
P2: Crowd asking for the post-game 80’s band.
Klubble 8 months ago
P3: Crowd chants for Yogi’s pal to make an appearance.
Klubble 8 months ago
Ref places his post-game seafood order.
That kid with Marfan 8 months ago
Grah! Bruh!
That kid with Marfan 8 months ago
Hey, Boo Boo!
Gil-doh! 8 months ago
Skish, skish, I was taking a bath.
KazDojo 8 months ago
This strip is firmly in the pocket of Big Onomatopoiea. How much are they paying you?!?
Gil-doh! 8 months ago
P2: Looks more like spearing a skish kabab than roughie.
Charks 8 months ago
Denver’s Orange Crush?
Trespassers W 8 months ago
“No roughing! Sing ’I’m A Little Tea Pot’ instead!”
Gil-doh! 8 months ago
P3: Burt Reynolds makes a cameo appearance as the ref. FWEET!
rip_marco 8 months ago
Where did Orangeman’s hockey stick go to in P2?
bearwku82 8 months ago
Amid these budget cuts, where do the dollars come from to fund girls and boys hockey? All this skishing around with no goal defined. What the fweet is going on?
rpaul33 8 months ago
Looks more like cross-checking to me.
tractorguy99 8 months ago
Big orange brings in Draymond to make a statement.
MailbuEd 8 months ago
So now we’re in hockey. And I think the crowd is booing because the plexiglas panels have been painted over and the spectators can’t see the action.
jslabotnik 8 months ago
P1: It might help the skating if they actually froze the water on the rink. Budget cuts? P2: ®ESS- (Really!) Exploding something syndrome
jslabotnik 8 months ago
The upcoming 2-minute power play may be resolved by next June. Or not at all.
mgbbobby 8 months ago
Looks more like a Slashing penalty
James St. John Smythe 8 months ago
The call should have been cross checking, but we have a Milford power play coming up nonetheless.
Twainrdr 8 months ago
P-1: Today’s Sesame Street is brought to you by the sound of Ice Skates. Can you say: SKISH?
P-2: For some unknown reason, the Milford player responds in pain to a fist delivered to the hard, plastic Kidney guard in his Hockey Pants.
P-3: Yes, children, punching is bad.
P-4: A second penalty for un-sportsman like conduct to the Milford player for “acting”. We’re going to go 4 on 4. (Sounds like an old feature of a Muscle Car.)
artegal 8 months ago
He can make it up to his team while singing “Bah, Bah Black Sheep” in the penalty box so they’ll win.
jski14 8 months ago
Skish! Skish! Skish! Grah! Wham! Fweet! Boo. Boo. Now that’s writing!
lemonbaskt 8 months ago
wham bam thank you mam
lemonbaskt 8 months ago
you mean to tell me he forgot the name of the orange teams school
lemonbaskt 8 months ago
how can kid orange skate with his legs spread that far a part
lemonbaskt 8 months ago
more going on at the concession stand where you smell dorothy for a dollar a whiff
Mopman 8 months ago
I guess they learned from their first game and decided to fully cover their limbs. And speaking of learning, by reading this you’re learning that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/01/17/everybodys-a-critic/
Irish53 8 months ago
There’s a lot of characters in this strip that I’d rather see get hit hard with a hockey stick than this unnamed player too.
metals24 8 months ago
Milford wears a different helmet for away games? We don’t need no stinking budgets!
hifirick1953 8 months ago
Misdirection. My everyday mantra.
metals24 8 months ago
Going for the back-to-back-to-back winning streak against the Orange Roughy’s from New Jersey.
tcayer 8 months ago
So students assault a coach, and we’re not going to hear anymore about it?
Irish53 8 months ago
P 2 (Kid in orange roughy jersey): “sing baa baa black sheep now, b****…”
Trespassers W 8 months ago
Hockey again? Not one strip about the Milford Curling teams????
Markmarkyg 8 months ago
These drawings are priceless! “Orange”’s leg appears to have withered in panel 1, plus I’ve never seen anyone hold a hockey stick like that..I’ve also never seen short sleeve hockey jerseys, and don’t even get me started on the helmets!
tdrewhardin 8 months ago
I remember “Fun with Dick and Jane” where Ed McMahon plays an aeronautical engineering manager and complains that the business “stinks on ice”. He’d be complaining literally in today’s strip.
Charks 8 months ago
Chef’s Special of the Day — Orange Roughy.