Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 05, 2024

P1: Due to budget cuts, tennis will be played without racquets this year.

“The Yanni concert, of course.”

P4: The free one in the park. Slim Chance is headlining.

P4 “The Babies,”

Yas! Dotty Dubbs is back smelling pretty as a daisy. Is she wearing her Dukes, too?

P1 Dotty; “What do you mean, “we”?

If your tickets are being covered do you care?

Well, it could be the touring company of Barney & Friends Live and On-Stage!

“.. heh… the free Linda Lindas concert at the library… heh…”

P 4 (Dot): “… don’t worry… I’ll let you know which one,…Peanut….(snicker)…”

Friends of Dorothy, I see.

Slim Chance, Linda Lindas. Terry Gallagher and The Celtic Warriors. Rick Soto just arrived in Milford from his wildly successful Scandinavian tour opening for Slim Whitman.

What, is that a softball screwball?! Her arm is gonna ache when she’s 50.

Does anyone know where I can find a comic strip that focuses on high school sports?

P4: “The one where they play sweet chin music!” (this is followed by a boot to the chops).

Ooh, a concert? Hopefully Kaz shows up and tells someone “EASE UP, FRIEND”

Kid Rock and Vanilla Ice at some resort in Florida.

Nirvana tribute band doing “Smells Like Teen Dorothy.”

Here’s a clue: Their big hit was about me! It goes…“I’m too sexy for my…”

keri smells dorothy like always and in her head shes off on the trolly to the neighborhood of makebelieve

it seems hanging outside the gentlemens club and letting guys smell her for a dollar a sniff has paid dottie very good

Why are they staring at me? I’m not going.

P 4 (dot): “…..except yours….(giggle)…”

P 2: I wonder if Inma knows that she’s holding a right-handed glove?

P4- “The Milford Marching Band Concert. I’ll be in the first row on the left playing the triangle.”

Taylor Swift for sure. In Japan.

Where can I find Tank McNamara ?

So is that girl practicing the shot put? Seems rather dangerous to be chucking that around on the softball field while they’re practicing. And speaking of chucking, hopefully you won’t be upchucking when you read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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P4- Dubbs: Stupid Girl. Garbage.

Gail Martin, the “Tarzana Nights” Tour!