Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 03, 2024

P1A: So are they bringing the plates and napkins?

They didn’t hear it from Clara Peller.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

P2 EHFS – Exploding High Five Syndrome. The only thing that makes sense today.

1A: We don’t have beef. We have corn. We call it maize. Maybe we trade maize for beef.

No 22….We heard that your mom likes beef injections

Handshake line in high school sports? Well OK, it is NFL playoff season.

Irish Laddy makes a valid point about beef injections. Gil and Beth have been MIA since her arrival. Is Thor P serving up HBIs (Hot Beef Injections) or does that responsibility fall to Tays or Pedro?

“They heard we had beef, so they’ll be crashing the post-game barbeque.”

Rod in line: “Did you hear I’m going pro? Good game. Did you hear I’m going pro? Good game. Did you hear I’m going pro?”

Goodbye Gil Thorp. This strip has changed so dramatically, I can’t follow it anymore. I tried to give HB some time, but it hasn’t changed. Goodbye old friend.

they never show any fans ? does sign man and fistpump guy only go to indoor sports ?

rod thinks cappys from hollywood the film crew is probably from goshen

panal one these players are fearless while a pink blob hangs in the distance

Another awkward high-five. Whigs always draws them as one person using their right arm and the other their left. And speaking of left, it’s about time Rude Ump has left. But not yet, in Mopped Up Thorp.

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They have beef? Valid question for 1985. A trio of senior women were looking for it at that time.

Okay. as usual, the Milford jersey lettering really sucks. If only there was some professional in town who does that kind of work.

BUT, compared to whoever does Central City’s jerseys, the Milford guy is freaking Michelangelo!

Gibberish

I have never seen two opposing teams high-five after a game in any sport. Closest would be the handshake line after the final game of an NHL playoff series. Then again, I live in my mother’s basement and read comics all day just like Henry.

I wonder if the softball team is still running laps.

Vito from Goshen is besieged with big money from sharpies on the Milford Trifecta: Gil (COY), Rod (#1 pick) and Little Woody Allen (Acadamy Award). It’s a lock. Bet early and often.

The ‘film makers’ are making it more dramatic by saying that vegan boy Leo likes beef? Yeah….boy, that sure raises the excitement of Rod goin’ pro! Holy $hit! Now I can’t wait to see their movie when it’s finally done!