Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for March 11, 2025

Fatal “subtraction”.

Yep.

They say, “You Are What You Eat.” So does that make him a bad person?

Nevermind, just stuff your face!

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

As long as chocolate is in one of the categories. … weird thing was, when our kids were growing up, they would voluntarily eat fresh peppers and broccoli but did not like cake or hamburgers. We were baffled.

Well put…….even in the 21st century!!!

to be fair, as long as it tastes good…!!

There is an alternative, you know: stuff that tastes like cr@p!

“We dig our graves with our teeth.” A dentist I used to patronize when living in the USA.

…and the fifth food group: Too many Vegetables!