Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for March 14, 2021

Yeah, I hated that.

My thought exactly!! I think I mentioned it yesterday or……

I swear there was glow in the dark dye in my 25 gallon prep.

I was awake for mine, so I disagree about the prep being the worst part.

Been there, Done that ! 3 times , you would think after all these years there would be a better tasting prep. Nasty, Nasty, Nasty !!!!!

Maybe you’ll find that piece of gum you swallowed in the third grade…who knows?

Rather than rubbing yourself raw with toilet paper, rinse with the shower massage between rounds.

Or install a bidet seat on the toilet.

Step one should be “Be at home, do not start this at work”. Coworker thought she’d have an hour or two before she had to be home. Um, nope.

One of the funniest things I have read. Dave Barry on having a colonoscopy:

https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html

Just been through this getting my 76-year-old brother ready for his. After drinking a gallon of that stuff, he still was not ready for his test and will have to do it all over again. Thankfully, his doctor agreed to have him admitted to the hospital so they could do the prep next time.

…and it doesn’t taste that great

Yes it’s gross but the procedure is a breeze and detects cancer early. They save lives. Everybody should have them done beginning not later than age 50.

But wait – there’s more.

Can’t he read his own directions?

I had pills to take. Didn’t have to drink that awful prep stuff.

I’ve never really cared for Gatorade and now I hate it even more. And forget about getting any sleep the night before.