Half Full by Maria Scrivan for July 31, 2019

And the older you get, the more likely it becomes!

Ha, I’m practically a one-man band!!!

Sometimes I’ll yawn and dislocate my jaw while trying to close it.

Growing old is an injury.

It’s amazing what can go wrong when the warranty expires.

Everyday it’s a new ache in a different location….parts and pieces need oiling….

You forgot the dangers of reading cartoons. Ouch, my funny bone!

Honorable mention..attempting to open jars of salsa.

I stretched in bed had a twinge in my back and could not sit comfortably for 2 weeks

Aging is no picnic.

Sometimes when I sneeze, I don’t injure myself, but something else annoying happens. Most older women will know what I’m talking about.

Snap Crackle Pop

It’s not the age it’s the mileage

Oh dear, I am not the only one with PHPT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pain here, pain there!!!

After a certain age, anything that involves living can result in an injury.

These are not our Golden Years, but our Survival Years.

“Getting old ain’t for sissies.” Betty Davis

BUNNIES!

I’m not that far into adulthood, but sometimes I’ll wake up with an injury and no memory of how I got it.

And remember the wise words of wisdom from Miss Piggy: Never eat more than you can lift!

If I wake up in the morning and something doesn’t hurt, I immediately check my pulse to make sure I didn’t die in my sleep.

Me…waking up! How the heck do I hurt my knees in my SLEEP???

I’ve heard those comments all my life … never thought I’d be the one saying them!

EVERY sneeze causes a pain below my left shoulder blade. It’s been that way for years, so I asked my doctor what it was and she said “a strained muscle” and when I said it was that way for over 10 years, she just stared back at me. I probably need to get a different doctor :-0

I pulled a muscle in my shoulder in the shower reaching for shampoo.