Heart of the City by Steenz for June 07, 2019

and that books gonna be a Best Seller!

At least it didn’t end like that SpongeBob SquarePants episode “The splinter”.

Ah, so it takes a Mom to kiss it better. I should have known…

Lovely, but Ewww!

When I was a dungeon master, I created a new low level cleric spell called the “Mother’s Kiss.” All female clerics restored one hit point always (no savings throw needed). Male clerics could if they made their wisdom savings throw.

Fweep?

I like it.

Isn’t that amazing how that always works? And Now she has another idea for a children’s book.

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Did I ever tell you the story about when the toilet seat fell on my brother’s….er….um…no, I guess not.

Don’t write that book Heart, nobody would read it. Wait a minute, we did.

Heart is so going to be a famous writer. Also, thankfully, there was no need for a doctor.

The last few days seem similar to Mr. Tatulli’s other strip ‘Lio’ what with the no-dialogue presentation.

Just don’t tell Dean you’re thinking of writing another book. Otherwise he’ll try to make the storyline about himself again because he sucks.