A hysterectomy. Also large doses of birth control pills. (Which is something I’ve heard woman astronauts do in space.) Singing along with Ann Margaret "I enjoy being a girl.
Reminds me of the little girl who came home from her first day of kindergarden all excited over how much fun it was. And her Mom said that was great, the little girl will be all ready to go the next day, b/c she can look forward to having more fun. And the little girl replies “I hAvE tO gO aGaiN!?!?!?!?”
A question of the ages. Or as MeanBob notes, a question of age. Asking as a stranger in a strange land (who never thought to ask before) will Heart’s cramps be a permanent part of this or will they be a sometimes thing?
Menstruation is a touchy subject. Thank goodness Luann and Heart have great moms that explain how periods work.
Here’s my menstruation story. When I was twelve, I noticed a red stain in my underwear during PE class. I thought I’d peed myself but it turned out that it wasn’t the case. I called my mom about it and she said that I’d gotten my period and that it was a normal thing that all girls and women dealt with.
codycab 2 months ago
A period is like a cold. It doesn’t go away that easily.
beb01 2 months ago
A hysterectomy. Also large doses of birth control pills. (Which is something I’ve heard woman astronauts do in space.) Singing along with Ann Margaret "I enjoy being a girl.
MeanBob Premium Member 2 months ago
My wife would suggest surviving until you hit menopause.
GirlGeek Premium Member 2 months ago
It’s never going away
Niko S 2 months ago
I think it eventually does when you men——eeee——pause
sueb1863 2 months ago
Just wait about forty years, kid.
Don’t they have an assembly at schools any more where they talk to the girls about this?
Decepticomic 2 months ago
Blame MEN! [canned laughter]
Mr. Organization 2 months ago
With time all things shall pass… then the hot flashes begin.
LadyPeterW 2 months ago
Reminds me of the little girl who came home from her first day of kindergarden all excited over how much fun it was. And her Mom said that was great, the little girl will be all ready to go the next day, b/c she can look forward to having more fun. And the little girl replies “I hAvE tO gO aGaiN!?!?!?!?”
DawnQuinn1 2 months ago
Don’t you wish.
LtPowers 2 months ago
birth control pills will do it.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member 2 months ago
New rock group: Perry and the Mini Pauses.
Skeptical Meg 2 months ago
Take two aspirin and in thirty or forty years it’ll stop.
crazeekatlady 2 months ago
I felt that way too.
Aladar30 Premium Member 2 months ago
Very sweet first panel. Finally Heart listens to her mother’s awkward speech.
eddi-TBH 2 months ago
A question of the ages. Or as MeanBob notes, a question of age. Asking as a stranger in a strange land (who never thought to ask before) will Heart’s cramps be a permanent part of this or will they be a sometimes thing?
melodymucisa 2 months ago
Menstruation is a touchy subject. Thank goodness Luann and Heart have great moms that explain how periods work.
Here’s my menstruation story. When I was twelve, I noticed a red stain in my underwear during PE class. I thought I’d peed myself but it turned out that it wasn’t the case. I called my mom about it and she said that I’d gotten my period and that it was a normal thing that all girls and women dealt with.
Lisa Marie Chamberlain 29 days ago
Heart, you CAN’T get rid of it! You have to wait til you hit late 40s