Herman by Jim Unger for February 05, 2016

But when he was 18, she still thought there was a chance to make him over.

Good Lord, man. Who do you think you are? Abe Vigoda?

(And before others get huffy with me, I realize that Mr. Vigoda just recently passed away. May he Rest in Peace.)

just your name remains the same.. everything else AGES..

Yeah, you looked like crap at 18.

Age is just mind over matter…If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter !

Yes dear, and my cheer leader outfit still fits me.

Ouch! Biting her tongue that hard must hurt.

If we’re talking about your underwear, no.

I’m not the man I was when I was 19. Then I was a complete fool; now, I’ just a plain fool.

It wouldn’t be so bad, except he’s only 22 now.

The only person who could honestly say that was Abe Vigoda!

“No, and it serves me right tor thinking I could improve on perfection.”

just your eyes – you may be just a little farsighted

Yes, this is a joke! Definitely, not a documentary!