Herman by Jim Unger for July 12, 2020

I’ll try to remember that

Sometimes a diamond could works better .

Another way is if you’re talking to someone on the phone on how to handle women. Make sure your woman isn’t listening.

Now you’ve learned another thing.

When you say you’re sorry, it’s good to mean it.

That is why they intented E-mail !

There are only two ways to handle a woman…but nobody knows what they are.

A funny example of foot in mouth.

no Ralphy, it yes ma’am no ma’am. i’m a man ,i know i’m wrong. i just don’t know why yet. so cover your bases……

Shot off his mouth before his brain was loaded

Men always have the last words with a woman in an argument, they are “yes dear!”

Why you sniveling men….grow up and act like a man and not a cowering fool…..

She still served him his food, whatever it is.

22 years!!!! They have had a very very very hard life.

You aren’t as quick or smart as Earl Pickles.

Pie a la mode, however served, is always welcome.

Well he’s not fakin’ it anymore.

Just remember, Ralphy, the bigger the screw-up, the more expensive the cost of the present to your wife!

Honesty and Sincerity are very important, if you can fake them, you’ve got it made.

This was dad’s theory, too. Did NOT always work!