Herman by Jim Unger for September 29, 2020

Have to protect the old homestead.

Oy

Do 900 rolls of that even exist?

Do building codes still allow castles? McMansions, sure, but castles??

He wants the whole 9 yards; times a hundred.

Camelot! (It’s only a model…)

Are they planning on building a fake Rock Ridge castle so they can fool the invaders?

Home Depo.

and did you order the uniforms in imitation armor?

There was a guy in Riverside that wanted to live in a castle, so he spent four to eight hours a day over four years chiseling the surfaces of blocks to make them look hand hewn, and covering his house with them.

A man’s home is his castle. Might as well make it look like one……

So Rome was built in a day?

So when the dragon attacks he’ll destroy the decoy castle instead of the real one. Very clever.

Does anyone know if this is an official downgrading from color to crude black and white?

Be better to get 900 rolls of moat

And do we have it in yellow for his yellow brick road.

Buy a thousand and get the rollout moat for free.