Herman by Jim Unger for June 22, 2021

I need to get the phone and cancel them.

Too late.

Sure. But only if you get me a credit card. I would be a lot cheaper than Mom.

“Do you want an inheritance or not?”

But she’s bringing me a new x-box and a new tv and . . .

Wait, wasn’t Maurice the butler, recently? Is this a backstory? I recognize the nose.

Well, I would untie you, Dad, but I’ve been meaning to speak to you about the name you and Mom picked for me.

Maurice has an opportunity to talk to dad about his allowance.

Sorry Pops- no-can-do! Mom promised me that new Star Wars Lego set!

Some people call him Maurice.

“And she’s not afraid to use them!”

Who do you think told me to tie you up?

It’s too late already…..

Don’t think so. Besides all the cool stuff I’m getting, Mom said she is coming back with a new dad for me.

who do you think got Maurice to tie you up?