Herman by Jim Unger for July 26, 2021

Be careful what you ask for, Hugo.

You need just the right amount to hit the net. Has anyone invented a semi-auto people cannon that can shoot several people in a row?

Being the human cannonball would be a very strange job for sure. And a very hazardous job at that.

Where did they ever find a man of that caliber ?

Human cannonballs are launched with compressed carbon dioxide, not gunpowder.

Launch trajectory was a little short. Like a lot of political campaigns.

My dad’s version: ‘Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candlestick! And he singed the hair all off his shins.’

Would it help if he farted ?

Ya think?

He’s no Super Dave Osborne

We’re gonna need a bigger spring.

I read through the comics every day, and seldom even get a chuckly, but this one sure did it!

What do you mean you used talcum powder!!

It’s those damn corporate cutbacks!

Well you gained a little weight, you’re not the caliber of a person you use to be.

The further you go the more unknown landing details.

Blame the gunpowder!! DIET, MAN, DIET!!

Just joking, adding more explosive is MUCH easier.

Episode 266