“What are my chances of winning the ’Mummy’s Curse’ lottery?”
Now I’ve got that Steve Martin song running around in my head.
He’s had that job way too long.
or you be a part of the mummy collection, too. Mums the word, though, what happens to you in there.
I hope he has peepholes in his wrappings, so he can see the tickets.
That guard is wrapped up in his job.
Hand him a business card and save some money. He can’t see, anyway.
And he’s wrapped up be-gauze?
The guard negotiated long and hard for extra pay to allow himself to be wrapped, citing the real possibility of nasal suffocation and difficulty in relieving himself. They settled on time and a half.
“When will the Cairo bus company raise their pharaoh’s?”
Nothing like dressing for the part…..
This is gonna get interesting when it’s time to go to the bathroom.
Cosplay at the museum?
He’s keeping “it” under wraps.
Back in the day when men could become real mummies.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
“What are my chances of winning the ’Mummy’s Curse’ lottery?”
Pedmar Premium Member over 2 years ago
Now I’ve got that Steve Martin song running around in my head.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
He’s had that job way too long.
jessie d. over 2 years ago
or you be a part of the mummy collection, too. Mums the word, though, what happens to you in there.
monya_43 over 2 years ago
I hope he has peepholes in his wrappings, so he can see the tickets.
Wirepuncher over 2 years ago
That guard is wrapped up in his job.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hand him a business card and save some money. He can’t see, anyway.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
And he’s wrapped up be-gauze?
Diat60 over 2 years ago
The guard negotiated long and hard for extra pay to allow himself to be wrapped, citing the real possibility of nasal suffocation and difficulty in relieving himself. They settled on time and a half.
tony_n_jen2003 over 2 years ago
“When will the Cairo bus company raise their pharaoh’s?”
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Nothing like dressing for the part…..
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
This is gonna get interesting when it’s time to go to the bathroom.
Linguist over 2 years ago
Cosplay at the museum?
lawguy05 over 2 years ago
He’s keeping “it” under wraps.
Zykoic over 2 years ago
Back in the day when men could become real mummies.