Herman by Jim Unger for October 09, 2022

One good sniff of that pizza. You’ll eat again.

She looks like she’s had too much pizza already…for years.

“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

That’s Amore

When the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much wine

That’s Amore …”

Unrequited love is the pits(za)!

That’s funny!

The way to a man’s heart is, generally, through his stomach. But in this case, the way to a women’s heart is with extra cheese & pepperoni!

And we thought she wasn’t listening to him.

What a burning burning hunk of love…

Forget the love, Bud. You need to go for the pizza and find someone else to share it.

Guy must have grown up with Gordon MacRae and the Railroad Hour.

Love conquers almost all. Pizza excepted.

I call that a quick response!

Ah, young love….

Hold the anchovies. :)

We always get the large pizza, or whatever the biggest size is. You get more pizza for the buck and it’s good left over anyway.

Almost seems like he should be feeding her grapes…

I don’t think they share common interests.

That’ll teach him!!