Herman by Jim Unger for September 29, 2023

She’s a puttin on a boxing glove

Fibber McGee?

Godzilla?

Someone using a shovel.

Don’t bother to blame the cat — she will just blame it on the dog.

I think she already KNOWS who loaded the dishwasher.

My wife.

Someone who was loaded.

Chuck (it in)

I know who loaded it! The one called Not Me!

My spouce always put ALL dishes in the sink, NEVER the was ONE foot away from the sink. Always said “If YOU want them in the dishwasher, YOU put them there”. So…only dishes in the dishwasher were washed. I left the rest where they were put. Sink stacked up, but I refused to wash them. Eventually they were washed, but NOT by me.

The Harlem Globetrotters.

My wife will not allow me to load the dishwasher or washing machine. She claims, like folding fitted sheets, it is something that people with Y chromosomes are incapable of doing. I believer her on the latter.

In answer to the question: Rube Goldberg.

Ummm I don’t know…WHO?

Who was loaded while loading the dishwasher?

Whoever must have been loaded.

Whoever did load the dishwasher is going to get punched and have to clean up the broken dishes.

They used the chaos theory.

Someone who dislikes China.

It’s only my wife and I now. Everyone knows who did it!

I’ll give her two guesses and the first one doesn’t count.