I met a woman at a dinner party. She seemed pleasant enough and told a lot of jokes. I asked her out and left while everyone else was seated at the table.
The date revealed a couple of surprises. Her jokes were all ripped off from comedian Emo Philips and she was literally pear-shaped!
C 4 months ago
That really settles it
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 4 months ago
The operative word here being “down.”
Ubintold 4 months ago
You should see her ankles.
My First Premium Member 4 months ago
Paging Sir Mix A Lot…“I love big butts”.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 4 months ago
lmao yep
monya_43 4 months ago
She looks like one of the Kardashians now.
Frank Salem Premium Member 4 months ago
Those long legs go up and make an a-s-s out of themselves.
rossevrymn 4 months ago
An Unger, big woman joke…………………………hasn’t aged well as usual.
gozirra2 Premium Member 4 months ago
Wherever she jogs is crushed concrete and asphalt. Seismographs are detecting tremors that stop as suddenly as they start.
sandpiper 4 months ago
The drawing and caption speak for themselves today. Can’t improve on that.
steveconkey2003 4 months ago
They like them like that in the hood.
Doug K 4 months ago
She used to be top-heavy.
mindjob 4 months ago
Big bottom. How can I leave this behind?
dflak 4 months ago
Well, at least she’s decided to do something positive for herself. Which is more important, the means or the ends?
Vet Premium Member 4 months ago
Gravity assisted figure.
Skeptical Meg 4 months ago
Down but not out.
wirepunchr 4 months ago
The remarks are all a bit cheeky !
Strawberry King 4 months ago
Whoa! You can park your truck on it!
paranormal 4 months ago
Yeah, down in the back!!!
ragsarooni 4 months ago
Pretty soon it’ll be down around her ankles!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
FUNNY!
wildlandwaters 4 months ago
no comment… <snerk!>
monya_43 4 months ago
Baby’s got back!
cactusbob333 4 months ago
I found the weight you thought you had lost.
mistercatworks 4 months ago
I met a woman at a dinner party. She seemed pleasant enough and told a lot of jokes. I asked her out and left while everyone else was seated at the table.
The date revealed a couple of surprises. Her jokes were all ripped off from comedian Emo Philips and she was literally pear-shaped!
Hatter 4 months ago
Fat bottom girls get on your bikes and ride!Freddie Mercury
cuzinron47 4 months ago
It would help if some of it went up.
Judeeye Premium Member 4 months ago
That butt is so big it has a zip code.
fauve4ever Premium Member 4 months ago
So is gravity.