Herman by Jim Unger for September 29, 2024

It also explains why people can’t afford to buy a house unless they already own a house.

The population has more than doubled since I was born.

Explains why I can never find my flavor of ice cream; the rest of the 8 billion in the world get there first!

It was once said that if all the Earth’s people could be assembled in one land area, they would would stand crowded together on the island of Zanzibar. So imagine the long, long lines outside Walgreens and CVS pharmacies there. :(

It explains the lines to everything, actually.

There are no lines at the movie theaters because movies are so bad now

Unchecked migration is responsible.

Lines may be partially due to population increase but mostly it’s due to the age of the whole population.

Tis why we have climate change.. refugees.. political problems world wide. In days of old famine.. war.. disease.. kept the population in check. Today, most of those controls are gone and we multiply.. to our ultimate peril.

One simple pleasure is listening to birthdates while waiting at the pharmacy and finding that you are 5 years older and in better shape than most.

That’s why it’s better to do things on-line.