Herman by Jim Unger for March 05, 2025

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I have this video but it’s a little blurry, not sure you will believe…

So there really is An Old Man of the Mountain, until now Yeti to be proven. The locals call him ‘Dirty Foot’.

Somebody once showed me some pictures they’d taken of bigfoot. They were obviously fake. He couldn’t have been more than a size eleven.

Well, his fractured back and crushed pelvis, and crushed internal organs healed immediately. Then YOU showed up before I could shower and change clothes.

“Well, I met Bigfoot, so there’s that”.

“I was temporarily buried in an avalanche at the bottom of the ‘foot-hills’.

“Well, I saw this sign, ‘Clown Shoe Convention Straight Ahead,’ so I went straight ahead and took a nap.”

I had a yeti massage, where the masseuse walked on my back.

I was kidnapped by aliens, but they let me go after a couple of days and gave me this cool footprint shirt as a souvenir.

You ain’t gonna believe this but . . .

Well, nothing much. It was a restful vacation. Why do you ask?

He met a friend.

Not quite Exodus 33:22, did you see his back side?

Nice. Take an old “Man in the Street Interview” comic, add a big footprint, and… voila!

He found a still, drank some of its contents, and passed out face down.

Please don’t start that bigfoot trope again, it’s been done to death.

Looks like Big Foot gave the guy the boot er I mean the foot.