In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 02, 2021

Or alive.

Steak (on the hoof) for bait.

The origin of the cow jumping over the moon part of the nursery rhyme.

I want to know what # of test line he is using on that pole!

Beam up a McDonalds.

Raw yes, that’s what a tartare de boeuf is. Alive no.

Tractor beams are 50% off at Amazon Galactic this week.

Throw some BBQ sauce on it and the guy will bite.

perhaps he got a grill when he ordered the rod and reel.

Well done is more like it….

For a lot of em you don’t even need the bull, just cast out some BS and you’re sure to catch your limit in no time..

Yeah you’re using the wrong bait. Should’ve gone with a 6-pack.

[First alien sets blaster on “Burgerize.”]

doesn’t the craft tip over if you stand up in it…?