In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 31, 2023

Now that will leave a scar!

He smashed all records with that play!!!

That could have just about as easily happened even with a helmet.

It’s the Annual Smashing Pumpkins Bowl.

Good thing he didn’t, or else the helmet would have been damaged.

Spellbinding.

yeah, it’ll look like that, but on the street

Good thing it wasn’t on a motorcycle

Is it sadistic to think how much pumpkin pie he’d probably provide?

Pumpkin-head.

Good name for a rock band in here somewhere.

He’ll be on concussion protocol for awhile.

Sprinkle some pumpkin spice on him and he’ll be as good as new.