In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 14, 2024

I suspect someone’s going steal that.

Does he need directions to get to third base?

………….you know, that place you never get to even on your second date?

“Steal” is the other pass word in case this doesn’t work.

“What?”

“Secondbase.”

Wonder if this works better than the PitchCom?

One of my favs…“What’s the password?”“It’s FOURWORDSALLCAPS.”“Okay, so tell me.”“???, I just did.”

Probably the only way he’ll get to second base.