In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 13, 2025

Gonna be called “Stubby” for a while……….

In high school we had a terrarium with lizards and a snake. After a while all the lizards lost their tails to the snake. We noted that to the teacher and, showing her, some wag said “That snake sure likes tail!”

Yep, adolescents all trying their best to not burst out laughing…

That which is not remembered remains dismembered.

A brain actually can dismember information.

It would do well for someone to take that piece of tail. Taking it out of sight of the other players would be best..

I think glass tail lizards are legless. Not sure. Not an animal guy. But to have that happen to you, . . man, that skinks.

Sorry. Moving along now.

Now! But coach, that’ll take hours…..

But first, rub some dirt in it.

Try not to lose your head over a little bit of tail.

At my age, my brain “dismembers” a lot of things.