JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 05, 2023

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    jmworacle  over 1 year ago

    Karma is a female dog.

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    Rhetorical_Question   over 1 year ago

    Pranking is a silly thing to do?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 1 year ago

    “we’re busted”

    It’s not the same use of the word but still I triggered on this one so here it is:

    “Busted”

    “My bills are all due and the baby needs shoes and I’m busted

    Cotton is down to a quarter a pound, but I’m busted

    I got a cow that went dry and a hen that won’t lay

    A big stack of bills that gets bigger each day

    The county’s gonna haul my belongings away cause I’m busted.

    I went to my brother to ask for a loan cause I was busted

    I hate to beg like a dog without his bone, but I’m busted

    My brother said there ain’t a thing I can do,

    My wife and my kids are all down with the flu,

    And I was just thinking about calling on you ‘cause I’m busted.

    Well, I am no thief, but a man can go wrong when he’s busted

    The food that we canned last summer is gone and I’m busted

    The fields are all bare and the cotton won’t grow,

    Me and my family got to pack up and go,

    But I’ll make a living, just where I don’t know cause I’m busted.

    I’m broke, no bread, I mean like nothing, It’s over"

    Good old Ray Charles

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    THE DRONE: Exit, Stage Left.

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    pathfinder  over 1 year ago

    Female dogs get a bad rap.

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    crookedwolf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Just own it, Dexter. Yeesh..

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    So Scotty, what did the bottom of the bus you were thrown under look like?

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Sunny is too smart to fall for anything.

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    Jacob Mattingly   over 1 year ago

    I don’t mind this arc.. but I do mind it paints Dexter as the only one in the wrong. This prank was an extreme and mildly stupid step in hindsight, he does turn on scotty despite going to him, and he should accept diffrence of opinon.. but so should sunny who actively mocks the idea of their being other life out there. Her reasons for not looking into other life are understandable, she loves how weird our own planet is. But just because she dosen’t want to look INTO aliens dosen’t mean they don’t exist , and she’s not magically right because Dexter wont’ drop the topic. He’s fine to belivie just as she’s fine not to. It’d work better as they are kids, it’s fine to disagree instead of “well sunny’s right because the author seems to not belivie in extraterrestrials”

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    360guy Premium Member over 1 year ago

    love the occasional ‘snort’

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Did you get the plate number of that bus?

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago

    All in good fun.

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    ktrabbit  over 1 year ago

    Dexter’s going down.

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