JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 09, 2024

Grow a mustache.

Change your style?

I don’t generally recommend tattoos, but in this case. . . .

Is anybody going to ask him if he knows where his cousin is?

Yeah, definitely makeover time!

I guess we all have a couple of lousy relatives who try to lead us down the wrong path.

… by someone impersonating another police officer.

“I wish my brother George was here.”

And if you’ve seen George Crunchy in past “JumpStart” strips, you can tell why…

Well maybe if you didn’t wear your hair like him and dress like him and be the same weight as him and do everything you could to look like him, it’d solve the problem.

Joe convinced Sunny, when she was a toddler, that Crunchy was Oscar the Grouch, then she was no longer afraid of him. lol

The Diamondbacks might be looking for experienced security staff. Just a suggestion.

Every cop looks the same to me, especially when I’m running from them.

Get “Jeff” embroidered on all your jackets and shirts.

grow some, dude…grow a moustache or beard

Lose the mullet dude!

The Police Department will issue this guya card—-

“Do not arrest this man. He only LOOKS like a desperate felon”.

P>S>—He also works for the Philadelphia Phillies,but that hasn’t been a crime since they fired Gene Mauch

I’m not buying the Patty-Duke-identical-cousins thing.

Truth be told, if you tell us where he is, we can end much of the confusion. He’ll be the one on the other side of the bars and you will be the one still working security. Although we must admit it will be a little rough at family reunions. It probably already is fairly rough.